BAR 17:02, Mar/Apr 1991
Noahs Ark Is Discovered in Pennsylvania
In BARlines, BAR 16:06, we reported tongue-in-cheek that hell had been discovered nine miles under Siberia, as reported in a prophecy magazine called The Midnight Cry. A number of readers took us seriously and wrote us critical letters (see Queries & Comments, in this issue.).
So were taking no chances this time: we dont for a minute believe the report in the supermarket checkout tabloid Weekly World News (published in Lantana, Florida) that Noahs Ark [Has Been] Found in Pennsylvania. According to a screaming frontpage headline, the ark looks exactly like [sic] the Bible says.
The discovery is attributed to a French archaeologist named Dr. Gene Chevalier who is not otherwise identified. The ark is supposedly 475 feet long and is still in one piece.